Why haven't there been any Fuckwad Awards yet?

Good question.

The reason is that there hasn't been anyone truly "worthy" of this dubious honor. Actually, there have been several people worthy, but it's just a very tough decision.

You know what? Let's give one away right now.

The first recipient of Denise's Fuckwad Award is none other than...

Palmer Canon!

This is for making Eddie Guerrero the #1 contender, calling him a family man. Uh-huh. This is a guy who wanted his son back after he gave him up 8 years ago and would do anything to get him. *BOO*

Clay Aiken has 4 things that you don't:
1. He actually looks good in glasses.
2. He actually does things for other people, not just for "the network".
3. He wears the spiky hair look well.
4. Clay actually likes blondes, so I think he and Stacy Keibler would make a good match.

So, Mr. Network Executive, here's something you can do for the fans for a change. Take your Fuckwad Award and HIT THE ROAD! *Preferably to another network*

Peace out!

Welcome to the brand spanking new Fuckwad Awards!

It all started back in 1999 when a woman named Cenny started a funny column for an Undertaker site called "Cenny's Fuckwad of the Week Awards". The awards lasted for about 2-3 years, then they stopped.

Fast forward to 2005.

My name is Denise and I am honored to continue this tradition of giving out awards to those who truly deserve them. I will spotlight some stars in WWE of course, but I will also honor those in the real world who have made the ill fated mistake of crossing my path, screwing me over, or just plain pissing me off.

So keep watching this blog to see who the "lucky" person is to be the first recipient of this honor.

Peace out!