Your Latest Fuckwad Award Recipient!

Ladies and Gentleman, it gives me great pride to present to you, your latest Fuckwad Award recipient.

A man who needs no introduction, but he's getting one anyway.

Your new "Voice of Raw"...

The one, the only...

Jonathan Coachman!

Why Coach? Why the fuck not? He gets this award just because he's the Coach! *BOO*

Instead of listing 4 things someone has that you don't, I'm just gonna list four 4 things that you desperately need!

1. Charisma
2. A book on how to NOT state the obvious
3. A good edu-ma-cation in rasslin'
4. Your lips surgically removed from Eric Pissoff's ass!

So Coach "is gay" (One of my favorite chants), PLEASE take your Fuckwad Award and HIT. THE. ROAD.

The Family That Stays Together...

Gets Fuckwads together!

That's right. After what I call the "Worst. Raw Moment. Ever.", your next Fuckwad Award winners are...

Vince, Stephanie and Linda (YES, LINDA) McMahon!

I'm just wondering...why the hell fire JR?! Sure, he's Steve Austin's best friend, but he's done a lot in this business, demmit! So Austin stunned all 3 of you, (And Shane, but he wasn't part of the bullshit from last night, so he's exempt from this Fuckwad "honor"), and this is how you handle it? *BOO* And LINDA? WHY, LINDA, WHY? Come next week, you'd better have a damn good explanation, young lady!

I'm so pissed off at this, I ain't even in the mood to list four things that *fill in the blank* has that you don't. I'm just gonna leave it at...

Take your Fuckwad Awards and HIT THE ROAD!